OK, so here's the deal.

We show a movie. We make fun of it. I suppose you could join in, but don't step on our "A" material, and don't forget that we have microphones. WE WILL HOUSE YOU.

This sounds like something you've heard of, maybe? A little show called Mystery Science Theater 3000 perhaps? Yes? Do us a favor and don't mention it to them. Anyway, the similarity ends in that

1. We're not cute robots, but rather a Jew and an Italian.
2. We'll probably be drunk, and so a little testy, and most likely thinking about when we can get to the bathroom even if we're looking you right in the eye while we talk to you.
3. We work blue. Like, mega-blue.

We're planning the next show as we speak. It's on Friday, March 30 at midnight. The movie is Hellraiser. The show takes place at The Coolidge Corner Theater, in beautiful Brookline, MA. Admission is around $7.50!