TD Sidell is a local DJ, mostly grumped out sometimes writer, fake musician, busboy/tempslave, and one half of experimental hip-hop duo Big Digits. He's holding a frozen eel. I think it's for Rosh Hashannah.

Chris Braiotta writes a snide film column for Boston's Weekly Dig, and appears in Varietae, the hastily-prepared comedy variety show held every month at the Midway Cafe in Jamaica Plain. He's eating bread, but thinking about a beeg-a tomato sauce.