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Calendar of Events

SOMERVILLE OPEN
MINI-GOLF IN UNION SQUARE

SATURDAY AUGUST 19, 3-6, FREE
Jef and Emily Operator--along with 7 other cartoonists and artists--designed a mini-golf course, free and open to the public in Union Sq!

A JEW, AN ITALIAN, AND A CRAPPY MOVIE WALK INTO A MOVIE THEATER
COOLIDGE CORNER MIDNITE MOVIE
SATURDAY AUGUST 19, $7.50
Chris Anchorman and TD of the Big Digits are taking their heckling ways to the bigtime: the Coolidge Corner movie theatre. This time: Dirty Dancing. Last month, they were eating candy to stay alive. This month, women are stuffing diamonds in their pockets! They're balancing on shit and may be down there again before you know it...

MARK E. MOON DEEJAYS
CHILDREN'S MUSEUM BOTTLE ROCKIT 2.0
FRIDAY AUGUST 25 6-8, $1
The 440R Ladies DJ Collective has spun twice for kids during the museum's Bottle Rockit series (in front of a wall of slinkys!), and now Plunge into Death's Mark E. Moon will wrap up the month with an awesome dance party for the younguns inside the Children's Museum.

SHEPHERDESS, BEIRUT, GET HIM EAT HIM, THE CURTAINS
MIDDLE EAST DOWNSTAIRS
SATURDAY AUGUST 26, $12
Shepherdess, Emily Operator's band with Hilken Mancini (Fuzzy, Count Me Outs, Punk Rock Aerobics) is opening for Beirut! Critique of Pure Reason Presents! This show shall be bananas.

THE TRICUNX, CATHY CATHODIC, SWAN ISLAND
MIDWAY CAFE, JP
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 10
The Tricunx--Steph Operator, Emily Operator, and Slamber (Naughty Shirley, Pelvic Circus, Pornbelt)--to tear up the Midway with their new set! Truth Serum Presents.

VARIETAE IN SPACE
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 15 MIDWAY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, JP
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 17 P.A.'S LOUNGE, SOMERVILLE
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18 THE MIDWAY (AS PART OF A SPECIAL N.E.S.T. MUSK)
Plunge into Death's Area D's time-travelling variety show goes where no man has gone before and it's going to be amazing (Sharp-eyed audience members may note Tom Anchorman in the pit and Chris Anchorman in the cast). Meanwhile, MUSK, Area D's dance night, continues apace at the Midway Cafe every Wednesday. A very special "North East Sticks Together" edition of Musk Oct 18th will include a Varietae performance.

COMING SOON:
VEGETABLE FARMER
THE NEW SINKCHARMER ALBUM
From Asaurus Records. Hot damn! Sincharmer, how we've missed ye...